Sunday, November 15, 2009

Party Lessons

Here are a few things I learned yesterday:

1. Bad situations are made much worse by alcohol.
2. They are made even worse when those who have consumed the alcohol begin to vomit.
3. Sometimes the people you think are creepy, but harmless become much less harmless when they have consumed alcohol.
4. Being sober is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it's very convenient. Though, sometimes it means you have to clean up vomit..
5. Cleaning up vomit makes you feel pretty good about yourself. Especially when the hostess is in tears.

If you haven't guessed it by now, I was at a party last night. A very, very drama-filled party. Long story short, a certain very drunk person decided to pin the hostess against a wall, and most everyone was useless to help due to excessive inebriation. Though, a certain few took the situation outside, and started a fight with that drunk person, his ride, and his ride's girlfriend, who I've heard is a shit-disturbing slutface. But that's just what I've heard.

I think the most important thing I realized yesterday was this:

6. Most people are cowards when it comes down to it, and stare at injustice rather than act.

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